I’ve been Watching House of Cards all day
and I’ve concluded that there should be a kind of porn that’s just fully clothed people being extremely polite and formal and respectful with each other.
"It’s been a pleasure."
"All mine, Ms. Something."
"Please, call me Blahblah."
Oh god they’re being so civil. So fucking civil.
Shout out to all the olympic athletes competing on their periods